Never have I ever left someone for dead.

Never have I ever allowed an ex-spouse to live in my yard.

Never have I ever gone into a blind rage after having been given a blind man’s cane while temporarily blinded.

Never have I ever smeared therapeutic clay on an enemy’s face because he or she was slandering me at a salon.

Never have I ever lived in a house with 8 other adults. (Use caution if playing in an ashram or college environment.)

Never have I ever scratched my lover’s face like a cat and then laughed.

Never have I ever worn the exact same bronzer as everyone who works at my office.

Never have I ever kidnapped my own son for extortion.

Never have I ever forced a childcare professional to wear a World War I style woolen cape.

Never have I ever had a portrait of myself in my office.

Never have I ever owned multiple crystal cigarette lighters.

Never have I ever agreed to marry my rapist.

Never have I ever accepted a murdering rapist as family based on his word alone.

Never have I ever testified against my ex-husband in my murder trial and then had him subsequently testify against me in my murder trial.

Never have I ever stroked someone’s leg with the bottom of a wine glass.

Never have I ever tried to kill someone with marine paint fumes. (Use caution if playing in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Florida, or the Italian Riviera.)

Never have I ever invited my lawyer to become my roommate during my trial.

Never have I ever eaten a whole papaya nestled in decorative kale for breakfast.

Never have I ever dropped a doll from the top of a building during a psychotic episode.

Never have I ever held a horse for ransom.

Never have I ever shot a gun so someone would fall off a horse and have a miscarriage.

Never have I ever dropped someone’s keys in ranch dressing out of spite.

Never have I ever gotten a new face.

Never have I ever eaten a bowl of caviar with a spoon.

Never have I ever eaten a bowl of caviar with a spoon while in jail.

Never have I ever answered a phone on my horse. (Use caution if playing post 1995.)

Never have I ever demanded a bag of diamonds as payment.

Never have I ever sent a dead man’s audio recording to someone in an attempt to make them appear mentally ill.

Never have I ever made love in/on a pile of furs.