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I Can Never Recall the Name of Brooklyn’s New Hip Band.

BY Dan Kennedy

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I’m Clapping as Fast as I Can

Clap Your Hands Together Like This

All Clap Hands, That’s Right!

Yes, I’m Clapping, OK?

Clap, Clap, Clap for the Band

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