AOL Time-Warner Human Immunodeficiency Virus
Ford Motor Company Emphysema
John Deere Colitis
Westinghouse Scrofula
MCI Brain Cancer
Stouffer’s Hungry Man Dinners Hemachromatosis
Target Cirrhosis
SONY Juvenile Arthritis
General Motors Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma
Archer Daniels Midland Guinea Worm
Hormel Chili Prostate Cancer
Citibank Muscular Dystrophy
Carnival Cruise Lines Malaria
PepsiCo Ebola
Panasonic Lou Gehrig’s Disease
Frito Lay Cholera
Union Carbide Leprosy
DuPont Multiple Personality Disorder
Exxon Hanta Virus
3M Scabies
Red Lobster Spinal Meningitis
Anheuser-Busch St Louis Encephalitis
Morgan-Stanley/Dean-Witter Creuzfeld Jakob Disease
Traveller’s Insurance Black Lung
Philip Morris E. Coli
TastyKake Downs’ Syndrome
Colgate-Palmolive Breast Cancer
Franco-American Soup Company Bipolar Disorder
Disney Legionnaires’ Disease
Corestates Bubonic Plague
AT&T Persistent Itchy Scalp
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