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Ash Wednesday

+; )

Flirty Ash Wednesday

: F

Bored snake

[>: (

Fire bad

[I: I

Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:" I

Attacked by cat

:%I

Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)

Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:>>q

Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o

No one in my family has any response to what you just said

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Hitler birthday party

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Flirty Hitler birthday party

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Flirty triceratops

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Flirty triceratops cyclops

Soup ladle

Flirty soup ladle

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Wolverine

{: I

Frida Kahlo

@: I

Combover

:o)

Bear missing ears

:^ u

Abject horror

;^ u

Flirty abject horror

: i

Cold sore

; i

Flirty cold sore

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