[Originally published January 6, 2012.]

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+: )     Ash Wednesday
+; )     Flirty Ash Wednesday
 : F    Bored snake
[>: (  Fire bad
[I: I  Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent
,:" I   Attacked by cat
:%I    Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious
;%)    Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling
:>>q  Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace
O0o  No one in my family has any response to what you just said
<:#    Hitler birthday party
<;#   Flirty Hitler birthday party
X;<)  Flirty triceratops
X,<)  Flirty triceratops cyclops
P Soup ladle
;P   Flirty soup ladle
}: I Wolverine
{: I Frida Kahlo
@: I Combover
:o) Bear missing ears
:^ u   Abject horror
;^ u   Flirty abject horror
: i      Cold sore
; i    Flirty cold sore