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BY NICK LEGGATT and ROBERT JENKINS
The Beach Babies
Guns ‘n’ Seeds
The Grateful Not Feeling So Good
Watching Crows Fly By and Idly Wondering How Many There Are
Alice Experimenting With Light BDSM
The Mild Altercation
What Are Those Large Figures?
The Musicians Who Just Met
¿Dónde Está la Cosa?
The Drug Trials and Funding Grants
Getting Really Fucking Sick of These Pumpkins
Carelessness with Matches While Playing Video Games at the Mall
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