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We’re celebrating National Poetry Month with daily haikus from Dan Chelotti, author of the brand new poetry collection, x. Check out today’s haiku.


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The McSweeney’s Book of Politics & Musicals Week

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To celebrate the release of our new anthology, The McSweeney’s Book of Politics & Musicals, we’re running new pieces written by the collection’s main contributor, Ben Greenman.

If you’re in the New York City area on Thursday, June 28th, please come to our book launch party at the powerHouse Arena in Brooklyn. Drinks will be served!

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INFOGRAPH: Percent Chance this Bar Has Guilt About Reaching the Top of the Graph.

BY Ben Greenman

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Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #1
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Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #3
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