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Inquiries and Mitigations Made by Both Your Financial Consultant and Your Gynecologist.
BY LAUREN BANS
What was your last period like?
What kind of protections are you using?
There seems to be a slight recession.
You might feel a pinch.
The worst is over.
You’ll be growing in no time.
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