Send your list submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Intramural Basketball Names for English Majors.
BY ALEX WATT
[Originally published March 3, 2011.]
The Slaughterhouse 5
A Sixth Man is Hard to Find
Dunkle Tom’s Jammin’
The Shot-chucker’s Guide to the Half-Court Three
The Satanic Converses
SUGGESTED READSList: Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors
by J. Steven Davis and Katherine J. Hannon (6/1/2006)
List: If You Wanted to Join Match.Com to Meet Girls and You Wanted to Impress Those Girls by Selecting a Username That Cleverly References a Literary Character, You Couldn’t Choose Any of These Because They Are Already Taken
by Ian LeBon (5/5/2001)
List: Injudicious Uses of Exclamation Points in the Teacher’s Video Company Catalog
by John Warner (4/22/2002)
RECENTLYFive Moms Share Fertility Tricks That Actually Worked!
by Rachel Farrell (10/2/2015)
How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Old Maid, Dating Fail
by Connie Sun (10/2/2015)
List: Nihilistic Password Security Questions
by Soheil Rezayazdi (10/2/2015)