Cracklin’ Monkey Bran
Booty Loops
Graffiti Pebbles
Frosted Lying Bitch Squares
Abominations of the Raisin
Sweet Jesus Flakes
Oat Tolerance
Honey Bunches of Malaise
Nano Bran
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Sugared Surgical Puffs
Morning-After Muesli
Hot Wheaty Meal
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