Please Kind Sir, Can Ye Spare a Few Farthings for an English Major in Need?
Your Offices Look So Warm and Lovely, and the London Winter is So Cold
I am a Great Team Player, Perfect for Your Open Position at the Children’s Workhouse
Handkerchief Maker w/ 8 Years Experience
Chimney Sweep Human Resources Application
Job Inquiry—Talented Copy Editor Now in Manchester, If It Please Ye
I Am Very Interested in Working at Your Company, as I Have Just Sold the Last of My Great Grandmother’s Heirloom Candlesticks
My Funds are Stagnant, Much Like My Social Class Mobility
The Wealthy Spinster in My Attic Bangs Nightly on the Floor with a Broom and Shan’t Let Me Sleep Until I Am Hired