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Key to High School Yearbook Abbreviations, Updated and Expanded.
BFF = big freak forever
KIT = kisser in training
2G2B4 = too gay to be forgotten
NLY = never liked you
FGSE = future gas station employee
TTTT = tormented today, tormentor tomorrow
TPP = teacher’s pet peeve
FYDTP = four years down the pooper
SYOARS = see you on a reality show
IWTOWAPTFA = I was the one who always pulled the fire alarm
WBHAR = will be hot at reunion
COTI = crying on the inside
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