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Last Names Clearly Derived From Ancestral Professions.
BY Sam Means
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by William Ham (2/29/2000)
Orations Of A Pre Postcolonial Oompa Loompa To His Revolutionary Brothers In Arms
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by Chris Okum (5/20/2013)
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by Kent Woodyard (5/20/2013)
POPULARI Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)