Peter: Cheesy hash browns
Andrew: Celery jello ring
James: Orange Drink
John: Plates, forks, and spoons
Thomas: Creamed Corn
James the Less: Dinner Rolls
Thaddaeus: Snicker Dessert
Philip: Lettuce Salad
Bartholomew: Potato Chip Hotdish
Matthew: Lasagna
Simon: Broasted Chicken
Judas: Clean-up
Last Supper Assignments.
BY Chadd S. Johnson
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