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Lies I Have Told About Myself to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups.

BY Cornelia Ann Bailey

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I drink 2 bottles of beer daily.
I wear makeup daily.
I wear high-end perfume made by Calvin Klein.
I earn over $40,000.
I own a DVD player.
I use premium gas for my car. (Two lies: gas and owning car)
I subscribe to Glamour.
I am getting engaged in six months.
I am a bird watcher.

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