Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at—oh, God, who am I kidding, please come back, Sarah, this is utter agony, sometimes I wish I’d never met you.
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