Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
A dog is a man’s best friend, but sometimes he can be… I don’t know, we have a really complicated relationship, and though I still consider us “best friends” and love him to death, it’s definitely difficult at times being his friend. I mean, his best friend.
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