Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
A dog is a man’s best friend, but sometimes he can be… I don’t know, we have a really complicated relationship, and though I still consider us “best friends” and love him to death, it’s definitely difficult at times being his friend. I mean, his best friend.
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by Teddy Wayne (6/23/2009)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Doggedness
by Teddy Wayne (1/12/2011)
Monologue: Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
by Kathy Cacace (5/3/2005)
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Monologue: Glengarry, Bob Ross
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List: Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne
by Teddy Wayne (9/22/2014)