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Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches.
“Two states—we want two states.”
“You think it’s easy, but you’re wrong.”
“Can you treat it like an oil well?”
“Lies and betrayals!”
“All the things we had before you sold us out and took it all.”
“We’ve got a license to live.”
“We’ll put our labels down, favors down.”
“Everything’s ending here.”
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