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Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly.
BY Emily Lawton and Jonathan Holley
Asphyxiation by cupcake
Egyptian tomb booby-trapped with goose down
Smothering by fatties
Allergic reaction to cashmere
Stuffed animal avalanche
Heart attack induced by 16-year-old girl’s skin
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Let’s Listen to My Favorite Song Together
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Do They Know it’s Christmas After All?
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POPULARI Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
by Melinda Taub (5/18/2011)
Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
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Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
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