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Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly.
BY EMILY LAWTON and JONATHAN HOLLEY
Asphyxiation by cupcake
Egyptian tomb booby-trapped with goose down
Smothering by fatties
Allergic reaction to cashmere
Stuffed animal avalanche
Heart attack induced by 16-year-old girl’s skin
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