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Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly.
BY Emily Lawton and Jonathan Holley
Asphyxiation by cupcake
Egyptian tomb booby-trapped with goose down
Smothering by fatties
Allergic reaction to cashmere
Stuffed animal avalanche
Heart attack induced by 16-year-old girl’s skin
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Let’s Listen to My Favorite Song Together
by Joe Berkowitz (9/13/2010)
Do They Know it’s Christmas After All?
by Henry Alford (1/4/2000)
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by Bob Powers (4/22/2014)
Monologue: I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys
by Chris Brotzman (4/22/2014)
On the Trail of Mary Jane: Happy 4/20
by Wendy C. Ortiz (4/22/2014)