Text message commentary on the rumored union of Franklin Middle School 8th graders Michael Holly and Hannah Atkinson, and a mnemonic for the women Tiger Woods is alleged to have slept with (Mindy Lawton, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Kalika Moquin, Cori Rist, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, Elin Woods).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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“Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
BY Kent Woodyard
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