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Milton Bradley’s Secret Invasion Orders for the Attack on Boston Harbor.
BY Todd Rovak
Are you moving your pieces?
You are totally moving your pieces.
Do you like being a cheater, Boston Harbor? Do you?
OK, this is stupid. Are you serious? You’re honestly trying to pull this crap?
This (along with the weather) is why no one likes you. Abort mission.
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