General Prologue

The Craft Brewer’s Tale

The Adjunct Professor’s Tale

The Dispensary Doctor’s Tale

The Investment Banker’s Tale

The Hacker’s Tale

The Organic Farmer’s Tale

The Social Media Manager’s Tale

The Walmart Greeter’s Tale

The Drone Pilot’s Tale

The Twitter Activist’s Tale

The Pundit’s Tale

The Militiaman’s Tale

The Tinderella’s Tale

The Mobile App Developer’s Tale

The Plastic Surgeon’s Tale

The Otherkin’s Tale

The Instagram Addict’s Tale

The Rascal Driver’s Tale

The Troll’s Tale

The Yoga Instructor’s Tale

The Pickup Artist’s Tale

The SWAT Cop’s Tale

The One Percenter’s Tale

The Anti-Vaxxer’s Tale