SET I:

The new neighbors: worse than the last ones.

You wouldn’t know because you’ve never had to.

Common cold or … deadly virus?

Medley: We couldn’t do that because we had kids / Just wait until you have kids / It’s easy for you to say … you don’t have kids.

[Short intermission]

SET II:

Why would anyone want to live in New York City?

A bigger house and/or third vehicle would mean a better life.

The sacrifices we made.

The Mendelsons have more than us and judge us for not having as much.

ENCORE:

Families used to live close together forever.

It used to be that 32-year-old kids would take care of their 59-year-old parents.

SECOND ENCORE:

Medley: Your hair, and what you do with it / Looking like that (giant step backwards for you) / [big finish] Your appearance, and what I think of it.