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More-Realistic Names for Chex Party Mix (Based on My Personal Experience).
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Chex Didn’t Get Around to Putting on Pants Today Mix
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Chex I Have Made Some Decisions I Later Came to Regret Mix
Chex Who Says You Can’t Eat Cereal With Beer? Mix
SUGGESTED READSA Letter To Frito Lay
by Joshua Allen (2/20/2001)
Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
by Ryan Boudinot (1/19/2004)
List: Terrifying Bioengineered Animal-Snack Hybrids Not Mentioned as Potential Threats During the State of the Union Address
by Brian Leatherman and Matthew Brehm (2/3/2006)
RECENTLYBream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Ashram and Mom
by Jesse Eisenberg (12/12/2013)
McSweeney’s Advent Calendar Recommendations!
by McSweeney's (12/12/2013)
Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
by Miles Wray (12/12/2013)
POPULARI Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
by Melinda Taub (5/18/2011)
Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
by J.K. Appleseed (11/21/2013)
Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
by Paul William Davies (12/26/2012)