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More-Realistic Names for Chex Party Mix (Based on My Personal Experience).
Chex Permanent Shirt Stain Mix
Chex Didn’t Get Around to Putting on Pants Today Mix
Chex Reading Pay-Per-View Porn Titles Because I’m Too Cheap to Rent the Movies Mix
Chex I Have Made Some Decisions I Later Came to Regret Mix
Chex Who Says You Can’t Eat Cereal With Beer? Mix
SUGGESTED READSA Letter To Frito Lay
by Joshua Allen (2/20/2001)
Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
by Ryan Boudinot (1/19/2004)
List: Terrifying Bioengineered Animal-Snack Hybrids Not Mentioned as Potential Threats During the State of the Union Address
by Brian Leatherman and Matthew Brehm (2/3/2006)
RECENTLYI’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
by Keaton Patti (4/24/2014)
Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: APPLE ENGINEER REVEALS iWATCH SPECS
by J.K. Appleseed (4/24/2014)
List: Hot Singles are In Your Area!
by Jack Urwin (4/24/2014)