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Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College.
BY JULES LIPOFF
It Always Begins With A Plan. Do You Have One?
Success Needs a Plan
Failing to Plan is Planning to Fail
Preparation, Planning, Persistence
Key Words: Strategy, Plan, Vision, Values, Action
Job Search: Plan It, Do It!
Career Development & Planning = Life Planning
Your Future Begins Now!!!
It Does Not Just Happen!
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