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Movies That Won’t Be Shown on the Lifetime Network.
Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?
The Ideal Husband (Not Meant Ironically)
A Child Accounted For and in No Danger
The Amicable Divorce and Custody Agreement
A Pleasant Family Christmas
The Man Who Was as Nice as He Initially Appeared to Be
My Daughter’s Internet Pen Pal Who Is Another Preteen Girl
The Successful Surgery That Improved the Quality of the Patient’s Life
The Number of Children We Planned For, All Healthy
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An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
by Ben Jurney (6/17/2013)
POPULARI Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
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by Jory John (2/26/2013)