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Movies That Won’t Be Shown on the Lifetime Network.
Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?
The Ideal Husband (Not Meant Ironically)
A Child Accounted For and in No Danger
The Amicable Divorce and Custody Agreement
A Pleasant Family Christmas
The Man Who Was as Nice as He Initially Appeared to Be
My Daughter’s Internet Pen Pal Who Is Another Preteen Girl
The Successful Surgery That Improved the Quality of the Patient’s Life
The Number of Children We Planned For, All Healthy
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by Jessie Cantrell (11/21/2007)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to Lifetime Television for Women
by Lucy Baker (2/25/2004)
Honest-to-God Trivia Questions From “TV Guide’s TV Game,” a Board Game Manufactured in 1984
by Michael Colton (2/23/2000)
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by Shay K. Azoulay (7/29/2015)
Best Joke Ever: Coyle and Sharpe: ’60s Pranksters Who Were a Bazillion Years Ahead of Their Time
by Mark Peters (7/29/2015)
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by Chloe Kent (7/29/2015)
POPULARNobel Prize Winner Peter Higgs Regrets Fielding Your Physics-Based Dungeons and Dragons Questions
by Mark Rooke (7/8/2015)
The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in Haiku
by Daniela Lapidous (6/26/2015)
Toddler Discipline Made Easy
by Julie Vick (7/14/2015)