800,000,000: Number of times the goddamn neighbors have let their dog run loose.
1,000: Number of times you’ve been told to do something.
1: Number of stupid-ass 6,000-square-foot houses ruining an entire cove on the lake.
Every goddamn one: Number of welfare cases selling pot, getting state assistance, and refusing to work, since they make more sitting there waiting for their welfare checks, having kids, and selling pot.
15 times, for Christ’s sake: Number of times he has answered any given question you’ve asked him.
1 every other minute: Frequency with which Hollywood liberals mistake self for genius and try to save the world.
