An actual conversation overheard in the Hefner Middle School bathroom during a recent substitute teaching gig and a mnemonic for the states in the Confederacy (Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Louisiana, Tennessee, Virginia, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, South Carolina).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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My Friends Greg ’n Chelsea Lost Their Virginities at a Taylor Swift Concert.
BY Kent Woodyard
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