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My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town.
1. Turn up volume
2. Change radio station
3. Switch from FM to AM
4. Switch from radio to buzzer
SUGGESTED READSShort Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Four Dreams of Gergen.
by Paul Maliszewski (6/14/1999)
Sestina: Radio Sestina
by Rick Moody (1/22/2004)
This is Just to Say That I’m Tired of Sharing an Apartment With William Carlos Williams
by Laura Jayne Martin (7/27/2010)
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by Pablo Goldstein (8/22/2014)
Testomania: How is Your Love Life?
by Janet Manley (8/22/2014)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
by Cirrus Robert Wood (8/22/2014)
POPULARAirplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
by John Peck (7/5/2011)