Bette (did not place)
Marion (did not place)
Ethelmer (did not place)
Ashley (did not place)
Tamara (did not place)
Theresa (did not place)
Ron (second runner-up)
Josephine (did not place)
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Names Of Contestants in the Nashville Sunrise Assisted-Living Minnie Pearle Look-Alike Contest, Including How Each Contestant Fared.
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