Joe Don Looney
Dusty Dvoracek
Forrest Valora
Durkwood Keeton
Nute Trotter
Wahoo McDaniel
Bill (Red) Conkright
Rhett Bomar
Stockar McDougle
Elvis Peacock
Honorable Mention: Dewey “Snorter” Luster, head coach (1941-1945)
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Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove.
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