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New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly.
BIMD: Back in my day
ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up
ML2N?: Matlock tonight?
OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.
MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.
WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.
GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I’ll never finish that crossword.
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