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NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating.
BY Sarah Walter
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1. The Miami Dolphins’ Dolphin
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by Jason DeLorenzo (3/4/2005)
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by Susan Schorn (2/1/2008)
Tom Landry, Existentialist, Dead at 75
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by Jenna Clark Embrey (2/21/2014)
Kama Sutra for Couples Who Have Been Dating for Over Three Years
by Chelsea Davison (1/15/2014)
I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich
by Keith Wisniewski (2/26/2014)