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NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating.
BY SARAH WALTER
1. The Miami Dolphins’ Dolphin
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by Jason DeLorenzo (3/4/2005)
List: NFL Players Whose Names Sound Vaguely Dickensian, and the Characters They Would Be in an Actual Dickens Novel (2007–2008 Regular Season Edition)
by Susan Schorn (2/1/2008)
A Short Item about the Future
by Tim Carvell (1/10/2000)
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by Dan Kennedy (7/31/2014)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to Busta Rhymes
by Mike Levine (7/31/2014)
Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (7/31/2014)