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NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating.
BY Sarah Walter
1. The Miami Dolphins’ Dolphin
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Tom Landry, Existentialist, Dead at 75
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by Marianna Nash (4/21/2014)
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by Melissa Roy (4/21/2014)
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by Peter Kispert (4/18/2014)