Bitch
Casper (a.k.a. Tall Boy, Bouffant Boy)
Creepy Man with the Bow Tie, the (a.k.a. Sexual Harassment Man, Don Juan)
Cunt, the
Cute Eyeglasses Boy
EVIIIIIIL
Hairpiece
Jeopardy Guy, the
Mail Boy
Mrs. Michael Stipe
My Dear Watson
Prince Charles (a.k.a. Rosy-cheeked Boy)
Quiet Earring Boy (a.k.a. The One F Man, Turd, Can’t-Narrow-Anything-Down-to-a-Single-Answer Boy, Brit-hater, Freakshow)
Sasquatch
Scooby-Doo Guy, the
Sherlock
Smooth Criminal
Squishy Eyeball Dave
Stumbly Joe
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