Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!

THAT’S RIGHT, NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL SMALL TALK! IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! RELIVE THE NIGHTMARE OF TODAY’S BEST IDLE CHITCHAT WITH CHART TOPPERS LIKE:

“So How’s Work Going?”

AND! “Good. Busy. You?”

AND! “Yea, Busy”

AND! “Busy is Good”

AND! “Sure Is”

WE’RE JUST GETTING WARMED UP! ORDER NOW AND CRY ALONE TO THESE UNFORGETTABLE JAMS:

“Do You Watch Breaking Bad?”

AND! “No, I’ve Been Meaning To. It’s on Netflix, Right?”

AND! “Yea. I Love Netflix”

AND! “Ha, Me Too”

AND! “Ha”

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB SOME SEMI-ACQUAINTANCES, STAND IN A LIVING ROOM AND STARE INTO SPACE WITH CHART-TOPPING ARTISTS LIKE:

Your Friend’s Friend! A Coworker’s Sibling! Your Girlfriend’s Uncle! And Cousins!

BUT THE STRUGGLE TO FIND SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO SAY DOESN’T STOP THERE! WHAT WOULD A COMPILATION OF TODAY’S BEST SMALL TALK BE WITHOUT THESE GUT-WRENCHING TRACKS?

“You Have a Little Something Right There”

AND! “Did I Get It?”

AND! “You Got It”

AND! “Thanks”

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! HURRY AND CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND ROCK OUT TO THOSE SPECIAL MOMENTS THAT MADE YOU WISH YOU’D NEVER BEEN BORN!

“So, When Are You Finished With Grad School?”

AND! “I Graduated Last Year”

AND! “Business, Right?”

AND! “Nursing”

PLUS THE GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING DUET: “(Sip Drink)”

DON’T WORRY, WE DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT OUR HEAVY TENSION FANS!

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AND! “………..”

AND! “………..”

AND! “Is the Bathroom This Way?”

AND! “Third One on the Left”

AND! “Cool”

CALL TODAY AND WE’LL EVEN THROW IN THESE SMALL TALK BONUS TRACKS:

“No, The Next One Down”

AND! “This One?”

AND! “Yea, That One”

PLUS, RARE, NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD VERSIONS OF:

“Standing in Front of the Bathroom Mirror and Wondering What Happened, When Did Life Turn into This? You Used to Be So Much Fun…”

AND! “Knock, Knock”

AND! “Be Out in a Second”

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL SMALL TALK, VOLUME 452,793! PICK UP THE PHONE AND NARROWLY ESCAPE EYE CONTACT TODAY!