“Dad damn you.”
“Holy Mom, mother of me.”
“Dad.”
“Myself almighty.”
“Good me.”
“Me, Mom, and Mom’s husband …”
“Me.”
Lists
- - - -
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ.
BY Andrew Sutherland and Cara Jennison
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
List: Nicknames for Jesusby Ed Page (7/16/2003)
List: Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus’ Most Loyal Disciple
by James Yeh (7/19/2006)
List: Tom Swifties Excised from the Bible
by Cory Harris (11/5/2009)
RECENTLY
Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
by Pete Reynolds (4/10/2013)
Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act
by Stuart Winchester (4/10/2013)
Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (4/10/2013)
POPULAR
I Would Like to Be Popeby John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)