Aping Affleck
Berating Baldwin
Coddling Cruise
Denouncing Downey Jr.
Estimating Estevez
Flashing Fiennes
Groping Gibson
Heckling Hanks
Isolating Ice-T
Jilting Jolie
Kidding Kidman
Licking Liotta
Massaging McConaughey
Nudging Norton
Overexposing O’Donnell
Pestering Paltrow
Quitting Quaid
Rationing Rush
Shunning Sheen
Trimming Travolta
Upbraiding Ulrich
Vexing Van Damme
Waxing Wahlberg
Xylophoning Xena (Note: Production reportedly halted due to plausibility overruns.)
Yanking Yun-Fat
Zooming Zeta-Jones
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