Non-Essential Mnemonics

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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.

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“Only losers—probably Presbyterians or their fellow Calvinists—find religious services that go after brunch palatable.”

BY Kent Woodyard

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My boss, a backsliding Catholic, explains why the 7:30 Mass is superior to any Protestant gathering. Also, a mnemonic for the stadiums that have been home to the Cincinnati Reds (Old League Park, Palace of the Fans, Crosley Field, Riverfront Stadium, The Great American Ball Park).

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Non-Essential Mnemonics

“Only losers—probably Presbyterians or their fellow Calvinists—find religious services that go after brunch palatable.”

BY Kent Woodyard

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