Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY Teddy Wayne
When God closes a door, he opens a window, one just high enough to hurl yourself from and finally put an end to your intractable credit-card-debt problem.
SUGGESTED READSTeddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity II
by Teddy Wayne (5/31/2013)
How to Make Your Own Proverbs
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin (1/8/2004)
List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs
by Joseph O'Brien (5/3/2004)
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by James Warner (4/15/2014)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Taxes
by Teddy Wayne (4/15/2014)
Monologue: An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Taxes
by Maura Quint (4/15/2014)