Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash

Have you ever been involved in a fatal car accident?

Have you ever been riding a bike that was hit by a Mack truck?

Have you ever been aborted as a fetus by your mother?

Have you ever had invasive cancer in every single organ and cell in your body?

Have you ever been murdered?

Have you ever fallen off a 2,000-story building?

Have you ever been decapitated?