Popeye the Salem Man
Clifford the Big Marlboro Red Dog
GPC-3PO
Clark “King-Sized” Kent
Fat Albert in a Can
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Popeye the Salem Man
Clifford the Big Marlboro Red Dog
GPC-3PO
Clark “King-Sized” Kent
Fat Albert in a Can