Crafter’s Contrition
Window Shopper’s Anguish
Catalog Compunction
Red Suede Clogs With Faux Shearling Shame
Return Line Regret
Browser’s Mild Penitence
Homemade Grief
Fitting Room Pangs
Morrissey
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Crafter’s Contrition
Window Shopper’s Anguish
Catalog Compunction
Red Suede Clogs With Faux Shearling Shame
Return Line Regret
Browser’s Mild Penitence
Homemade Grief
Fitting Room Pangs
Morrissey