Brad Pitt is reportedly getting irritated by a sound Angelina Jolie sometimes makes when she chews food … Cuba Gooding Jr. has stopped following college basketball … Lucy Liu is lukewarm about this season’s Tuesday-night prime-time offerings … My friend Tony isn’t a fan of calamari, it was revealed on Saturday at our local Olive Garden … Tobey Maguire still occasionally thinks about his second-grade tormentor Jason Higgins … Sarah Jessica Parker prefers October weather to September weather … John Goodman can do that thing where you whistle by putting your fingers in your mouth … Ryan Seacrest suspects he may have mild lactose intolerance … Lara Flynn Boyle recently Googled “Boyle Irish ancestry” … Robert De Niro‘s iPod Classic is freezing every few days … Patrick Dempsey has a hankering for PB&J with the crusts cut off, just like his mom, Amanda, used to do—paging Dr. Freud! … Sally Field really, really likes Origins Oatmeal Facial Scrub … Joy Behar used to be able to do a great Nixon impression, can’t really anymore … Leonardo DiCaprio has been having nightmares about a three-headed dragon that breathes pink flames … Laurence Fishburne prefers one of his goldfish over the other two … Craig Kilborn just got his car washed … Eva Longoria Parker is having trouble with her upgrade to Windows Vista … You will die a hollow, friendless death … Pete Sampras can’t wait for this weekend …