The five stages of grief if you’re Paris Hilton:
1. Confusion
2. Petulance
3. More confusion
4. Beat personal assistant with custom-made dog carrier with dog still inside
5. Buy a monkey
Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief
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This column is Mr. Richardson-Bryan’s way of letting you know that Rose Grier was right: It’s alright to cry.
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Paris Hilton.
BY Mike Richardson-Bryan
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