Bobbing for Pride
Seven Minutes in Debtor’s Prison
Nickels
Hot Potato Famine
Spin the Bottle and Then Redeem It for Ten Cents
Stiff as a Board, Light as Your Wallet
Chutes and More Fucking Chutes
Hungry, Hungry Children
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Bobbing for Pride
Seven Minutes in Debtor’s Prison
Nickels
Hot Potato Famine
Spin the Bottle and Then Redeem It for Ten Cents
Stiff as a Board, Light as Your Wallet
Chutes and More Fucking Chutes
Hungry, Hungry Children
Sorry!