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Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code.
BY THOMAS HYNES
The dark turkey meat
Congressional Slip ’N Slide
Phone calls during dinner
Re-entry without hand stamp
Choice of two or more toppings at congressional
Dicking over Native Americans
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