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Places Where I Can Find a Woman Like Jesse’s Girl, Years Later.
BY DAN REED
Waiting tables at IHOP
This Friday’s Parents Without Partners Dance
Jesse’s Rodent Removal Service, receptionist
The corner of 4th and MLK Blvd.
Domestic Violence Support Group
Mick O’Shea’s Authentic Irish Bar & Grille, still declining my advances
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