In the couch cushions
Under the bed
In the last place you look
In the safe place you put him so you wouldn’t forget where he was
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron today!
MCSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY SUBSCRIPTIONS
“An enduring literary presence.”—Chicago Tribune
“Brilliant and always surprising.”—Detroit Free Press
Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today.
Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.
Suggested Reads
-
July 19, 2006Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus’ Most Loyal Disciple
-
February 24, 2015Jesus Christ Tells His Parents He Wants to Pursue a Career in Comedy
-
January 24, 2006Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk
-
December 21, 2023Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
April 25, 2024Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol
-
April 25, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Mike Tyson, Marijuana Morsels, and the Difference Between Justice and Forgiveness
-
April 25, 2024HR Pulls Your Kid in for a Performance Improvement Plan on Take Your Child to Work Day
-
April 24, 2024Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent