Possible Marketing Gimmicks That Took the NBA From “Earn 3 A’s and Get FREE Tickets” to “Guns for Tickets” in Only 20 Years

Read 3 library books.

Show your President’s Challenge Physical Fitness Award.

Just say no to drugs.

Be a designated driver.

Prove you can read this in English.

Uncover the secret sex scene in GTA: San Andreas.

Find Saddam Osama.

Give the NBA your drugs.

Go hunting with Dick Cheney.