Almondo Estevez
Dry Roasted Sutherland
Blue Diamond Phillips
Billy the Kid Who Better Like Almonds
Lists
- - - -
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney’s Book of Lists is available for purchase at any bookstore you care to name.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns.
BY Eric Feezell
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
List: I Am a Big Fan of the Following Westerns, and No, They Aren’t Pornby Ross Barnes (6/10/2002)
List: Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
by Jim Ruland (4/4/2004)
List: Nonviolent Westerns
by Theodore Koutz (2/10/2006)
RECENTLY
The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
by John Flowers (2/9/2012)
List: And When Your Sister Said That, You Knew She Was a Narcissist
by Megan Twiddy (2/9/2012)
The Chorus Boy Chronicles: A Bandit, Full and Hollow
by Brian Spitulnik (2/9/2012)
POPULAR
In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Heroby Mike Lacher (1/20/2012)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
by Joshua Tyree (1/10/2002)