To Even Think About Going Away for College
To Be Caught Dead in Dirty Underwear
To Be Seen Gallivanting Around Town With That Boy
To Kill a Mink Just So That Woman Could Have Her Coat
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To Even Think About Going Away for College
To Be Caught Dead in Dirty Underwear
To Be Seen Gallivanting Around Town With That Boy
To Kill a Mink Just So That Woman Could Have Her Coat